Stupid Comments

Some more quotes from the idiots who either ruin football for us, or make it the funniest thing ever.

"Owen runs like rabbit chasing after what do rabbits run after? They run after nothing. Well, running after other rabbits."

- Tom Tyrell

"It's the first time that two teams have started a league game where both teams begin with that letter."

- Jeff Stelling, preparing for York versus Yeovil

"And they'll be dancing in streets of Total Network Solutions tonight."

- Jeff Stelling, as TNS win the Welsh title

"Matt Le Tissier had firm views about Austria's reluctance to allow Turkey full membership of the EU last Saturday, I seem to recall."

- Jeff Stelling, with an illuminating insight into "Soccer Saturday"

"Jeff I'm not exaggerating it could have been 10-0."

"Ah go on, you're exaggerating. Hahaha!"

"I've told you a million times, I don't exaggerate."

- Charlie Nicholas and Jeff Stelling, Soccer Saturday

Mark Vance